"My mommy has two tattoos"

Every so often a little tidbit of information comes up about one of the kid's parents...this is one of the best.

We were reading a book in class called "Bonzini, the Tattooed Man". It's by the same author as the Ms Nelson is Missing books. Anyways, it's all about the circus tattooed man getting lost in some small town and telling the kids stories about his tattoos. So, I ask the kids if any of their parents have tattoos and one of the girls pipes up with "My mommy has two tattoos. One on her back and one on her cha cha." I'm pretty sure I know what her cha cha is right away but I decide to clarify anyways, just in case I'm wrong. Nope, I'm right. It's described as "You know. The place where pee comes out from." Ok, I'm intrigued. "What is her tattoo of?", I ask. The answer...."Bushes." I paused for a minute because I was really thinking that maybe this little girl was cunfused and thought that her mom's hair was drawn on or something. But no...she further explains that Mommy has a tattoo of green bushes on her cha-cha.
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Soooo classy! hahaha