My Life with Your Kids ...

Ok, so basically, I am creating this blog because I feel like nothing is going right in my life and hey, at least I'm in control of this...right? Right?!? No. The title I wanted was taken (who wants to add a number to their "perfect" but already taken name?). I'm really kind of worked up about this really. I know it's ridiculous, but I have been having a TERRIBLE day and now all I can think is,
"Great! And now I can't even have the name I wanted on blogspot! Ughh!!!"
This, of course, comes after I couldn't find a layout I wanted. I mean, I like this one, it's pretty, but in NO way does it represent this blog and what it's going to be. I wanted something fun and bright that represented kids and teaching. No such luck. It seems like everyone is obsessed with making blog layouts that involve half naked girls, lips sucking on cherries, or general foo-foo prettiness. So, here it is, my "pretty" layout. But, I remain optimistic that I WILL someday, somehow, find enough time and patience to create my own layout that fits exactly what I want it to be.
All is NOT lost!!!
Hehe, I'm a big fan of these little bold, italicized bits today. I wrote Jeremy this looooong note about all of the reasons our relationship is tanking right now. And when I say long, I mean like 4,660 words of long. I seriously sat here for two and a half hours typing this thing out. It's six pages, single spaced. If I had been this enthusiastic about school I would have done much, much better lol. I guess that, even though everything seems wrong and pointless and like it's never going to get better right now, at least I have enthusiasm about it. That's got to be a good thing, right? Because clearly that means I care enough. *sigh* We'll see.
On another "nothing is going my way today" note...I can't bend my legs! As in, at all! haha ok, so, I can...but it takes me a ridiculously long time and I still can't fully bend at the knees the way a body is supposed to. You would think that this would be fine, and that you'd stay in bed all day, or watch t.v., and just chill. But, no! Staying in one position for too long makes it worse. And...here comes my fun, bold, italicized emphasis...
Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to sit on a toilet and pee when you can't bend!?!?!
Seriously! And I am a peeing kind of girl! It's awful. My house is a total disaster zone too and I had planned on cleaning it this weekend. Not going to happen. Also not going to happen? Yeah, I tagged a ridiculous amount of clothing for a local consignment sale and I was supposed to drop the stuff off today. Yeah, right! AND, I was supposed to go out bowling tonight with Jeremy and some of our friends and I had to cancel because of my stupid, sore, thigh muscles.
Oh, I never even explained why my muscles hurt did I?
Kory Bailey is the devil!!!
Kory Bailey would be my personal trainer...who I've met exactly one time...for a fitness evaluation. I'm some kind of genius and I went back to the gym the next day so that I could walk on the treadmill (even though I was already sore) but I still blame him for the torture that has been done onto my thigh muscles. It's soooo not even funny and my neighbor told me that I looked like I had "just had surgery or something". I feel like my legs are in labor. For any of you who have ever had a child, think about your worst labor contractions...that's my thighs...only it's lasted all damn day. grr. I keep telling myself ...
At least I'm going to get skinny!
And, really, at this rate I BETTER!! I've been doing very well so far, but I refuse to tell anyone what my one-month weight loss has been until Tuesday because that will be the EXACT month mark and I feel pretty certain that I can push it and drop a little more. I WILL look good in my bathing suit this year! I told my trainer (the devil I spoke of earlier) that this was my goal and he just laughed. Apparently most people tell him that they're there for their health. Liars. They're there to look better and the know it lol.
My cable is out, because genius (that would be Jeremy) didn't pay the bill. I probably couldcall and pay the bill, but, he told me that he was going to start being responsible for money so it's his deal now. I'm just going to go watch a sappy movie instead and play the "ahhh, if only that was my relationship" game...